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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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