- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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