- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Robin, get in the car!

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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