A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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No.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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