A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

How come anti jokes r funny

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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