Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Thumbs this up

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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