What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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