- Anti Joke

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Wait what? I did not type that!

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Who wants pizza crusts?