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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules