Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...