What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

He walked in a bar

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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