Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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My kids are mistakes.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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meh

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Hey

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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