what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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