- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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