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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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