What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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hey

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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civil rights

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Anti Joke

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