whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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