Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

That's what she didn't say

Anti Joke

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