- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

knock knock. come in.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

full house

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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