Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

*spongebob voice* 25

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

A kid has no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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