Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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