Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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