"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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