- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

what do you call a young man? a little boy

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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