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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Robin, get in the car!

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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