- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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