this is not a joke.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Why was the woman?

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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A man sat on a chair

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Anti Joke

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