What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

If you were a cactus, why?

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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