What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

If you were a cactus, why?

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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