- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

This is not a joke

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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