What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Poop swing

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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