Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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