Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Three black men were walking...

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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