- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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