Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

whats 69+2? 71

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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