- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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