Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

yes... that's the joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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