- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

There's my tractor.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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