- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Justin Bieber.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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