- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

charlie sheen losing

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

i lost the game

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Womens' sports

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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