I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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EGGPLANT

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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