How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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