How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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