- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

civil rights

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Misner is a twat.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Lets Go Lakers!

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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