- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Knock, knock. Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Your grandma's cookies.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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