Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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nipple

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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