- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Jesus was a good guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Knock, knock. Come in.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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