A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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acualy is dolan

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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