Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Get in the car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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