Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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#Hanging Degus

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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