- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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