- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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