whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Anti Joke

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