- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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