- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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