- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Rigo your a stupid ass

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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