- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

leon harney ya pikey

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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