Your Mom

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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