- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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