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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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