Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

69

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

whats 69+2? 71

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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