Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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