where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Adele walks into the stables

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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women's rights

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Anti Joke

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