Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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