why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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balls

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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