roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Get in the car.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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