- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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