There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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GADZOOKS!

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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