- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

whats up fuch you bitch

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Justin's humor

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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