- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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