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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Get on your knees Ho

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Hahaha

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

A whale's vagina

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Are you a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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