- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

My parents have an open marriage.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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