- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Charlotte Bobcats

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

good one jess !!

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Basically copying you.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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