- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What's the difference between? Your mom.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

knock knock no ones home

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

PENIS

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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